A downloadable game for Windows

INTRODUCING: SlamNG - The "Revolutionary" Race Against Common Sense

Best car in the world

Get ready to be blown away by SlamNG, a game that boldly claims to be a tribute to a popular car game but ends up being a hilariously absurd parody. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughter as you take the wheel of a three-wheeler that seems to have skipped every engineering class known to humanity. Get ready to navigate a parkour course that will make you question the very fabric of logic.


Nice graphics

SlamNG takes the concept of unconventional vehicles to a whole new level. Instead of sleek, powerful machines, you'll find yourself behind the wheel of a three-wheeler that defies all common sense. Experience the sheer thrill of trying to control a vehicle that seems to have a mind of its own, while desperately trying to stay on the road (or wherever the three-wheeler decides to take you).

Prepare for heart-stopping action on SlamNG's parkour course, where the term "challenge" is used very loosely. Brace yourself for obstacles that are more comical than daunting, jumps that defy the laws of physics, loops that will make your head spin (literally), and ramps that send you soaring into the realm of the absurd. Can you survive the mind-boggling madness?


SlamNG's gameplay is a masterpiece of satire. Instead of burdening you with complicated mechanics or engaging gameplay, it proudly embraces its simplicity. Forget about strategic decisions or intense racing moments; SlamNG is all about mindless driving, bouncing off walls like a deranged pinball, and questioning your life choices.

But wait, there's more! SlamNG's physics engine is here to redefine the meaning of "realism." Prepare to witness gravity-defying miracles and feats that will make you question the very laws of nature. Every turn will leave you wondering if you've stumbled into an alternate universe where physical laws don't apply. It's a laugh riot waiting to happen!


M u Y e   c u b e s

SlamNG's lighthearted atmosphere is the icing on the cake. It shamelessly parodies the serious tone of its inspiration, replacing it with forced humor and cringe-worthy gags that will either make you laugh uncontrollably or cry in disbelief. It's an experience that defies expectations, delivering more chuckles than any respectable game should.

So, if you're up for a game that mocks the very concept of a popular car game while providing endless amusement, SlamNG is your ticket to hilarity. Strap yourself into the three-wheeler, prepare for a journey that defies all reason, and get ready to laugh till your cheeks hurt. SlamNG - where comedy collides with racing in the most delightfully ridiculous way!



Starring MuYe!

Thanks to:

MuYe (subscribe to him he's a nice guy) for letting me use his pictures for the cubes to crash into. https://www.youtube.com/@MuYe

exr_879 for muye 3d models. Check his channel out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmH5AHB4nyIxZTiOD3VhZrQ

Download

Download
SlamNG.zip 317 MB

Install instructions

Installation instructions:

Simply download the compressed archive file, extract it, navigate to slamng.exe and run it! As easy as that!

!! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT !!
Full list of in game controls is displayed on the main menu.

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i wokup inaneu bugatti

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This game does not have any bugs, it is supposed to look scuffed.
#ScuffedOnPurpose

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"Not a bug, it's a feature" when worded correctly